How does this work?
I swear to God I cannot figure out what it keeps track of. I want to think it’s the number of times I refill the Brita pitcher, but I suspect it’s just a really, really slow timer.
The kind of timer I’d need, say, if I were going to run a whole marathon. Or clean out all the closets. Or become a better person. No, wait a minute. I’d need an even slower timer for that one.