Sheesh

by wrinkler on January 6, 2010

Effective January 1, the state of Oregon banned talking on a cellphone while driving. This is a good idea.

So I bought one of these:

bluetooth

It chirrups at me. At first, this was kind of fun. It’s a perky little digital sound, reminding me of how technosavvy I want to believe I am.

But then I realized it was clearly trying to convey some information with different chirrups. Single, multiple, ascending, descending. This thing has a language all of its own. I felt like a pesky little bird had landed next to my ear after mistaking me for Dr. Doolittle.

So I read the manual. It all made sense, but there were also too many styles of chirrups to remember.

I remain basically clueless. And if I read the manual to sort out chirrups while I’m driving, it defeats the purpose of the cellphone ban.

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

Nurse Tattoo 01.06.10 at 9:56 pm

This makes me miss you. It is weird but looking at a picture of your hands, makes me kind of sad a little bit, because I know them so well, and I just miss you.

I love you!

A Seestah 01.07.10 at 3:39 pm

I’ve been wanting to try to use a BBerry for awhile now and could have the use of Jim’s old one. I’m so not technosavvy that I’m literally AFRAID of a BBerry.
Pretty lame, huh?

wrinkler 01.07.10 at 10:20 pm

NT–For you, I will do hand portraits and email them to you. But I think I will only be able to take a picture of one hand at a time.

Seestah–I think there’s a 12-step program for that. Seriously, I LOVE my BBerry. I thought it would feel like too much technology, but it actually means that I’m at my computer less because I don’t worry that a client will email me and I won’t know about it. Go for it! Plus, then we could send pictures. :)

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